OH, ~ MALEFICENT!!!...: The Addams Family, - Wednesday's Hero, [Her Great Aunt Calpurnia]...

Welcome to my page, Darlings!!!... I'm writer and cosplayer Antoinette Beard. For many years I played Maleficent. HAAAAAAAAAA!!!... I could say that she is my alter ego!!!... DO enjoy every aspect of this blog, as I have in creating it!!!... And, I wish for you all, TO LIVE THE MAGIC!!!... (DO scroll all the way down to the end of this page, so you don't miss ANYTHING!!!)

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This is my raven Diaval, in his humanish form. Hot, isn't he???... Scroll down this page to read my history and to find out more about the Unseellie Court, of which there are myriads of denizens. (I think you'll find it fascinating!!!)

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

The Addams Family, - Wednesday's Hero, [Her Great Aunt Calpurnia]...

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I capture that fool Prince Phillip...

He's good looking, but he is an idiot. Phillip is six feet, two inches. You can see, I am as tall as he is.

I AM ~~~~ HERSELF !!!!!!!!!!...

Mmmm... Although I have practiced negative magics for countless, - positively COUNTLESS time periods, I am a subtle being, not all BAD, for REMEMBER it was my kiss of true love, a mother's precious love, the strongest love there is, that awakened Aurora, the Sleeping Beauty!!!... Yes-yes-yes, - I AM MALEFICENT, ~ BOTH HEROINE & VILLAIN!!!... Approach me with great caution, but know, also, that my heart is very tender and my mercies, if activated by the genuine honesty and courage of the supplicant, are also great... Visit me again-again-AND AGAIN, here, - on my blog, ~ with love & brightest flames of magic!!!, ~ ******* MALEFICENT, EMPRESS OF THE UNSEELIE. *******

Hades REALLY IS kinda cute...

That wavy blue hair... I just want to run my fingers through it.

Aurora with my cat Fiddle, next to her...

I just adore sweet Fiddle!!!

THIS is foremost in my personality...

...I will wait LITERALLY FOREVER to get my JUST revenge.

Of course, ~ THIS upsets ME!!!...

However, beauty is always worth having.

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Vesper huffed and puffed like an angry dragon, rapidly gathering her clothing from the floor. She snatched up her short silk wrap skirt,...

CACKLE!!!...

...The many visions of me!!!

Would you like to know MY LIFE STORY, - the true History Of Maleficent...

,,, & my familiars and a partial list of all the Bad Faeries???... Scroll down, patiently. YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!!!

Isn't he GORGEOUS???...

Look at all those gleaming blue-black feathers!!!

OF COURSE, this is...

...one of the reasons why I think dragons are so wonderful!!!

I can be SUCH a babe!!!...

I ADORE being fierce!!!...

Foxglove, --- white beauty...

NEVER, EVER pick foxgloves!!! They are the special property of the faeries!!!

Some Flowers Of Faerieland...

I do SO-SO-SO love ravens!!!...

We Evil Queens Need To Stick Together...

There are so many disgusting floofy-poofs around!!!

Stop helping those who abuse...

...your kindness and thoughts. They will probably never change. --- from "Shadows Of My Heart".

Black Pansy, #1...

Black Pansy, #2...

Black Pansy, #3...

I love Dame Darcy's illustrations!!!...

Naturally, I adore bats!!!

I really was such a sweet-looking child...

Prince Phillip thought he killed me when he threw that sword into my heart,...

...but, it was just my dragon image that died. Did that foolish handsome stinker really think it would be THAT easy???

This gold cape is one of my favorites...

This girl is on...

the "thorns of a dilemma"... (Heh-heh-heh.)

Oh, yum-yum!!!...

A Cthulhu blackberry pie, --- so creative, and blackberries are my absolute favorite!!!

Yes, Yes, I Think...

I think I could easily do a female Krampus with my Maleficent horns and some green makeup and wig, plus my black rose staff and black velvet gown.

With My Dear Friend Hell Boy...

He's such a sweetheart!!!

A Very, Very Horny Goat...

...And, you thought the Krampus wasn't real!!!

Some Krampus'...

Love those darling Christmas devils!!!...

Another wonderful "Empress"...

She will remain anonymous, but we all know who she is. Her night is the 16th of November.. (I like her dogs. Yes, dogs are the only ones who can see her.)

Yes, Beautiful & Creepy Dolls Are So Cool...

I would like to make some of these.

I have such lovely pale green or pale blue skin, ~ depending on my mood...

Naturally, even a faerie woman has to work a bit to be beautiful. It was easier when I was only a couple of hundred years old, ~ just a girl.

A Dark Elf City...

in the lands of the Unseelie, ~ very cosmopolitan!!!

Blackthorn Faeries...

Aren't they adorable little monsters???

I Like This...

He Is Watching YOU...

with his gorgeous silver eyes.

A Selkie...

a water faerie, one of the seal people, folklore said dwelled on the remote isles north of Scotland.

The Gancanagh...

pretty, isn't he???... He's known as the faerie seducer. Innocent girls faded into their graves longing for him.

Redcap...

This little monster dyes his cap in his victim's fresh blood.

It's So Elegant & Sexy When A Man Wears A Top Hat...

I like the ruffled shirt too!!!

Hmmm...

This is supposed to be Hades & Persephone, but I think he looks like a dark elfin lord and a hapless or, if you prefer, lucky mortal woman.

Oh, yes-yes-yes!!!...

What do I like to snack on???... Not raw or even cooked eyeballs and toes, certainly!!!... YUCK!!!... I prefer buttery popcorn, peanut-butter-on-a-spoon, strawberries, raspberries,blackberries, sharp cheddar cheese, black cherries, berry Jose Cuervo maragritas, roasted hulled sunflower seeds mixed with black raisins, grape jelly beans, extra crunchy cheese curls, horseradish mustard dipped pretzel rods and jumbo shrimps.

Pretty kitty...

Of course, I LIKE black roses!!! There really are black roses, but they're more like extra dark crimson...

Yes, they do --- often. Believe me...

I AM THE FOREMOST DARK FAERIE QUEEN MALEFICENT, THE IMPERIOUS......

I just love that slinky black backless dress!!!... SO stylish!!!

Are You A Voracious Reader???... TRY THESE!!!... Such Fabulous Info & Fiction About Faeries...

The Enchanted World Series, by Time Life Books: Volumes - Magical Beasts, Dragons, Dwarfs, Water Spirits, Faeries & Elves
Gods & Fighting Men, by Lady Gregory
Fairies: Real Encounters With Little People, by Janet Bord
The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien
Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, by J.R.R. Tolkien
The Faerie Oracle, [a divination method], by Brian Froud
Brian Froud's World Of Faerie
Celtic Twilight: Men, Women Ghouls & Faeries, by William Butler Yeats
Ancient legends, Mystic Charms & Superstitions Of Ireland, by Lady Wilde
The Complete Fairy Tales Of The Brothers Grimm, translation by Jack Zipes
Enchantment Of The Faerie Realm, by Ted Andrews
Faeries, by Brian Froud & Alan Lee
Lady Cottington's Pressed Faerie Book, by Brian Froud
The Spiderwick Chronicles, [1-5 and The Field Guide], by Tony Di Terlizzi & Holly Black
The World Guide To Gnomes, Fairies, Elves & Other Little People, by Thomas Keightly
Magical Mystical Creatures, by D. J. Conway
Goblins, by Brian Froud
Good Faeries/Bad Faeries, by Brian Froud
An Encyclopedia Of Fairies, by Katherine Briggs

MY FASCINATING HISTORY, - [The Life Story Of Maleficent]...

My beautiful and glorious name, the name that humans called me, is a combination of the words, "mal", meaning evil, and magnificent. (Yes, I do have a birth name, but I will never tell it to mere humans.) So, ~ there!... Simply put the two parts together and that is my name, ~ MALEFICENT!!!...

I am very tall, as are most of the imperial elfin lords and ladies are, ~ six feet, two inches, in fact. My hair is jetty black. My skin is pale blue or pale green, depending on my mood. My eyes are golden, like a hawk's eyes. I was born in the incredibly lovely and unique faerie land called The Moors, many, many, many, many hundreds of years ago. I have been asked, ~ Are faeries immortal?... The smaller faeries are not, especially small flower faeries, whose lives are bound to the flowers they care for. However, imperial faeries, such as myself, may be immortal. I have never known one of us to die of old age, or disease, to which, of course, we are not susceptible. But, we can be killed by wounds. Still, we are very, very, very difficult to kill... Uh-hum!, ~ I was an adorable sweet-natured child, romping about in my flimsy little brown dress. One very fateful day I met a good-looking human prince, Prince Stephan. I fell extremely hard for him, my first, and my only romantic love, ~ AND, the slime, the misbegotten little worm, ~ he betrayed me!!!! I THOUGHT, I TRULY THOUGHT he dearly loved me!!! But, OH, NO!!!... HE DIDN'T!!! He chopped my wings off, ~ my splendid magical wings!!! But, I got them back, and I NEVER-EVER-EVER-EVER trusted another human, or fell in love EVER-EVER-EVER AGAIN!!!... Ummm... Even thinking of the memory of it greatly upsets me!!!... I must compose myself to relate the rest of my story... Yes-yes... The French storyteller Charles Perrault first wrote about me hundreds and hundreds of years ago when I was not invited to the blessing of the baby Princess Aurora. I was so offended that I placed a delicious curse upon the child. True, as the two good faeries granted, she would be wondrously fair, and have a beautiful singing voice, but on her disgustingly sweet sixteenth birthday she would prick her dainty finger on the poisonous spindle of an ancient spinning wheel and then, that insipid bit of fluff would fall down DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, ~~~ OH, SO DELICIOUSLY D E A D !!!!!!!!!!!!!...

But, the third faerie stepped up and softened my beautiful curse by turning the punishment to only a long, long, long sleep, - a sleep lasting one hundred years...

There are several versions of this story... Here's one:

Time went by; Aurora lived with the three good faeries in a cottage in a little woods. She was known as Briar Rose. One day, she met stunningly handsome Prince Phillip, a gallant buffoon, who had some luck, and with his native courage added to that, was able to rescue Aurora. He thought I was dead when he threw his sword into my chest, but I was only in my dragon form, as has been talked about many times, before... So, no, --- I WAS MOST CERTAINLY NOT DEAD.

Another version of the same feeble story:

The prince who was to rescue Aurora was NOT her true love. I repeat, ~ he WAS NOT her true love! He only wanted her, as practically every man who laid eyes on her did. It was a "mother's" love that awakened Aurora, a very true love, - MINE, - for I had, somehow, come to love her as a daughter, - to my VAST SURPRISE!!!

So, - I now keep company with my loyal creatures, - Diaval, the raven who promised to serve me for the rest of his life since I saved him from being beaten to death by cruel men and Fiddle, my black cat, and Elfera, the bat who I raised, an orphan, from the time she was the tiniest of babies huddled, shivering, wet and cold, in the murky dark, Flora my dodo, who I rescued from the isle of Mauritius, the only place where dodos ever were, and before mortal men, pirates and sailors, stupidly ate all of them and Johnny, my alligator, plus assorted adorable mutant castle creatures, .

I am both HEROINE & VILLAIN, as the whole world of humans and the fey world, NOW, know!!! [Fancy that!] HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Wonderful Witchcraft & Spooky Books...

Book Of Shadows (novel) by James Reese
Haunted Ohio (non-fiction book series)
Practical Magic (novel) by Alice Hoffman
Witches (info & poetry) by Erica Jong
Encyclopedia Of Magical Herbs by Scott Cunningham
Where The Crawdads Sing (mystery novel) by Delia Owens
The Witches (children's novel) by Roald Dahl
The Wizard Of Oz (novel series) by Frank L. Baum
Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil (factual fiction) by John Berendt
Diary Of A Witch by Sybil Leek
Easy Enchantments by Lexa Roslean
Power Spells by Lexa Roslean
The Witch In Every Woman by Laurie Cabot
Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West by Gregory Maguire
The Diary of Ellen Rimbauer: My Life at Rose Red by Joyce Reardon, Steven Rimbauer, Ellen Rimbauer

OH, DEAR!!!!... ALL THE POWERS OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

(Giggle.)

I can REALLY stir up trouble...

Aurora married Prince Phillip, of course...

He has a hell of a mother-in-law in me. Naturally, if he ever mistreats her I'll make him wish he was dead, or if he's ever unfaithful to her I'll kill him, ~ slowly.

Aurora can be so difficult...

She's never right... She's either pre-menstrual, menstrual, or post-menstrual... Drives me nuts.

"Moi???"...

"You MUST be joking!!!"

You see,...

I have a very fine set of sharp, dazzling white teeth!!!

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Oh, ~ JOY!!!!!!!!!!...

Mmmm... Yesssssssss... A few members of my Unseelie Court, in all their ghastly glory... Find out more below:

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE UNSEELIE COURT IS???...

Very few humans do... The Unseelie Court is, quite frankly, the Bad Faeries. [The word "Unseelie" is Scottish. We are also called "the Slaugh", - or "the Host".] We are many, many, many, many in number, - multitudes and multitudes, actually. Naturally, we have been around for eons & eons & eons, - far, far, far longer than the crass and infantile human race.

Some say we are pagan gods; some say we are evil restless spirits that are manifestations of the 4 elements: air, water, fire and earth; some believe we are fallen angels; some believe we are even extra terrestrials; some say we are the kingdom of the dead!... [Fancy that!] No matter, what people think: We aren't ever, ever telling what we REALLY are!

Humans say that we fly, mostly at night, some say as the dreaded "Wild Hunt", skimming the surface of their earth, hoping to snatch up unsuspecting mortal creatures, - mankind and animal, ~ both! [Ugh, do they really think we'd like to steal a dog, or a cow, - how coarse and unsophisticated!... Whatever would we want with a raw dog or a raw cow???... And, why bother to cook them???... Gag, ~ cow nose or dog rump, or even a steak or stew!!!... Now, - perhaps, we'd take an emerald, - ha-ha!, ~ if it's big and brilliant enough!]

Let me name a few of my wonderful subjects, for I know them all, being their illustrious Queen: boggles, scags, breaknecks, kelpies, redcaps, druggars, goblins, hags, fetches, fire-drakes, knockers, burnt-tails, raw-head-and-bloody-bones', spunks, boggarts, imps, men-in-the-oaks, bonelesses, incubusses, buttery spirits, sucubusses, hob-headlesses, buggaboos, spectres, wraithes, gringes, dopple-gangers, yeth-hounds, water leapers, vila, tritons, vodyanoi, gargoyles, fox spirits, pixies, salmanders, winged panthers, changelings, bull-beggars, spriggans, death-hearses, bolls, sirens, black dogs, giants, satyrs, leshys, pookas, noggles, krakens, manticores, madcaps, fiends, fates, swarths, bygorns, gringylows, bunyips, lamia, tengu, harpies, nixies, trolls, hobthrusts, shocks, salamanders, dragons [These are my special favorites, --- dragons of all the four elements --- air, fire, water and earth], and, so forth, and so on, - etc., etc., etc. ... Of course, - I can hardly forget adding the Will-o-the-wisp or the Ignis Fatuus, which is a flickering light moving slowly over the moors and other lonely places, or the Ganconer, the Faerie Love-talker, an extremely charismatic male fey who charms human women so thoroughly that once they have been with him they will accept no other male. When he leaves them they pine away, into their cute little graves. I also add the Chimera who has the has heads of a goat, a lion and a dragon, and the Irish Phouka who can be half human-half horse and who is tricky to the point of genius, and I must also add Jenny Greenteeth to this list, she who waits at the edge of slimy ponds to drag unsuspecting people into the water and down to the depths and her friend Peg Powler, - both of them river hags, and the Nucklelavee, an immense black and tar-like, slimey, skinless, muscular Scottish horror with bulging veins, half deformed man and half monstrous horse who lurks in brackish or salty waters.

Yes, yes, - my subjects are varied and most unusual. Some of them are, indeed, quite hideous. [I've become used to the sight of them; they are faithful!] Some are deceptively very lovely, so lovely. But, - HAAAAAAAAAA, - they are all, ALL OF THEM, mine, - THE EVIL DARLINGS!!!

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