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This is my raven Diaval, in his humanish form. Hot, isn't he???... Scroll down this page to read my history and to find out more about the Unseellie Court, of which there are myriads of denizens. (I think you'll find it fascinating!!!)

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Janet & Tamlin, The Faerie Knight, - An Ancient Love Story...


Tamlin or Tamlane is an old Celtic name that means "Faerie Knight".  Tamlin was said to haunt the well at Carterhaught.  Janet was a lovely young woman and a curious and adventurous one.  Of course, she started to hang around Carterhaught.  And, of course, she met the infamous Tamlin.

He was everything people said he was, - handsome, captivating, sinister, - absolutely fascinating!  Janet could not stay away.  She fell in love with Tamlin.  Eventually, she found that she was pregnant.  She was afraid to tell her family.  But, she did tell Tamlin.

He was sympathetic, for he too, was very much in love.  But, he told her, honestly, there was little hope for their love...  Little hope, - UNLESS Janet was very, very brave.

"What???," Janet said.  "Tell me!!!"

"You must do exactly what I say," Tamlin told her, " --- EXACTLY!!!"

The look in Tamlin's beautiful gray eyes told her that this was a terribly urgent matter.

"This Hallomas is the time of the seven year tribute to hell that the faeries are required to make.  They do not want to sacrifice one of their own so I have been chosen as the offering."

"What?  But, I thought you were a faerie!," Janet said.

"No, no, my darling Janet.  I am a human in disguise, the third son of a great lord who was captured years ago by the faeries while I was hunting alone.  But, here is what you must do...  You must go to the path that lead out of Carterhaught Woods at midnight on All Hallow's Eve.  The faerie queen and her company will be passing by there on the way to the sacrifice site.  I will be riding a white horse, and the last in their procession.  You must boldly approach and run to me, drag me down from my saddle and fiercely hold onto me.  Do not, - DO NOT let me go, - NO MATTER WHAT, for the faerie queen will use terrible spells to get you to release me!...  As you love me, Janet, do not let me go!...  HOLD ME FAST AND IF YOU DO I WILL BE RELEASED FROM MY BONDAGE TO THE FAERIES AND I WILL BE YOUR'S!  Do you understand fully, Janet?"  Tamlin's eyes were so intense.

Janet shook her head.  "Yes, yes, -YES!!!  I WILL DO EXACTLY AS YOU SAY, Tamlin!!!"

Tamlin nodded, grimly.  And, left.

At midnight on All Hallows Eve Janet waited in the brush on the side of the path.  She was trembling with fear and anticipation, BUT, very, very determined to save Tamlin.  She saw the magnificent faerie procession passing.  She saw the last rider, Tamlin, on his white horse.  Swiftly, she jumped out of hiding and snatched Tamlin down from his saddle.  She held onto him with all her might, burying her face in his shoulder.

Instantly, the faerie queen was beside them, staring down at them in great anger.  She screeched, and Tamlin became an enormous bear who tore at Janet with teeth and claws.  He positively shredded her skin, but Janet held Tamlin fast.  Then, the faerie queen shrieked again and Tamlin became a huge serpent who began to squeeze the life out of Janet; she gasped, hardly able to breathe, but she would not let him go.  Then, finally, the faerie queen yelled tremendously loud and Tamlin became a red hot bar that burned Janet's hands and arms raw, BUT, Janet still held to him.

The faerie queen roared in anger, because her spells had faded and there, still in Janet's arms, was the human Tamlin.  All Janet's hurts were immediately healed.  Janet threw her cloak around the shuddering and almost fainting Tamlin, and looked up at the faerie queen.

"YOU HAVE TAKEN FROM ME THE FAIREST KNIGHT IN ALL MY COMPANY!!!," the faerie queen screamed.  "I WISH I HAD PLUCKED OUT HIS EYES!!!"  And, with that said, she and her company disappeared, leaving Janet and Tamlin alone on the path.



Thursday, September 22, 2016

Very Cool & Easy Centerpiece For Your Halloween Party, - [Witches Hand Tapers]...

Get a large empty coffee can, paint it the color you want.  Fill it with cat litter, or gravel or glass pebbles.  Get 5 green taper candles.  Paint the ends of the candles like red fingernails.  Arrange the "fingers" like a witches hand, upright in the coffee can, making the fingers the right length to look like a hand.  Light the candles, or not.

Monday, September 19, 2016

Wicked Recipes: Goopy Spinach...

This is actually quite good...

Steam fresh spinach until it's well done.  Strain.  Put in a big serving bowl.  Make a sauce for it this way...

Get mild cheese taco sauce.  To it, add spaghetti sauce, stirring until the spaghetti sauce sauce is added to the cheese sauce, but only swirled, - NOT completely disappeared.  Spoon this over each serving of spinach.

Wicked Recipes: "Death" By Chocolate...

I make this famous desert this way...

I get a double dark chocolate cake.  I cut it into small squares and put it in a long plastic container box, [about 10" X 18"].  I make chocolate pudding and spoon it around the chocolate cake squares.  I drizzle chocolate syrup on it.  I sprinkle it will chocolate sprinkles.  I dot it with chocolate ice cream.  I give everybody a long iced tea spoon...

EVERYBODY DIGS IN!!!...   

Wicked Recipes: "Warty" Pizza...

The "warts" on this pizza are button mushrooms and halfed cherry tomatoes.  Get or prepare a pizza.  [I like to buy a frozen pizza.  Then, I add my custom toppings.]

In this case, I get fresh button mushrooms or canned ones.  I cut them horizonally and put them on the pizza so that they stand up high.  I do the same for the cherry tomatoes, cutting them in half horizontally, the same as the mushrooms.  Then, I baked the pizza, as normal.

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Wicked Recipes: Doll In Red Jello...

This is a classic that comes from the Punk Goth '80s.  It's definitely creepy, but very easy.  Get a big clear bowl or even a clean and empty fish tank.  wash thoroughly a plastic doll, the older the better, as long as it's not falling apart.  Make up the red jello, adding fruit, if you like.  Chill until set.  Put it on the buffet table, with a big spoon.

Wicked Recipes: Eyeball Egg Salad Open Faced Toast...

Make egg salad.  Get whole green olives stuffed with pimentos.  Make Texas [thick slices] of plain toast.  Assemble toast open faced sandwiches by spreading the toast with egg salad and then cutting the green olives in half and putting 2 olives on each slice, - like they were eyes.  Make sure the red "pupils" of the "eyes" are showing!  

Wicked Recipes: Witches Fingers...

This is a great little easy appetizer, especially for Halloween...

Get pretzel rods, slivered almonds and cheddar cheese spread [the thick kind].  Put a dab of the spread on the side end of each pretzel stick.  "Glue" a sliver of almond on each pretzel rods as a "fingernail".   Put the finished "fingers" in a tumbler and set them on your buffet table.


Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Wicked Recipes: Black Punch...

This is a great drink for a "Dark Party"...  [You know what I mean by "Dark"!]

In a big punch bowl or a tub...

A liter of cola, a liter of concord grape juice, a few cups of vodka, some sparkling soda [more, or less, to taste].  Float a pint of frozen blueberries in the bowl or tub.

ENJOY!!!...

The Forgotten Faeries...